“Jobs should hire you whether you have a felony or a misdemeanor.”
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“Wow, it's warm!!”
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“If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?”
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“Yesterday I saw an ad that said radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
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“My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, 'No, I don't hate your…”
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“My dad avoids all French restaurants... They give him the crepes.”
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“I love telling dad jokes.”
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“How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?”
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“I bought a new GPS and uploaded the Fatboy Slim edition. But it just goes, 'Turn right her…”
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“Jokes about sausages are bad...”
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“I couldn't understand why my dog was motionless...”
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“I walked into a pub with my wife.”
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“My little son asked me where you find giant snails.”
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“Just found an excellent new coffee called White Bison.”
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“I have an English joke, but it just isn't right.”
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“ENTER NEW PASSWORD: chicken”
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“My wife warned me that if I take another picture of her, she'll be furious. That's when I …”
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“A little bit about myself... My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, …”
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“What do you call a deer with no eyes?”
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“Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.”
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“What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?”
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“God: *Creates worms*”
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“Couples Therapist: So, tell me what brings you here today?”
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“I asked a gardener which herbs were snitches...”
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“If you run in front of a car you get tired; if you run behind a car you get exhausted.”
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“Studies show that fertility is hereditary.”
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“I got a job in a coffee shop.”
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“I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my …”
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“A man with authority walks into a bar...”
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“I have a joke about kites, but there are strings attached.”
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“The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.”
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“I've started investing in stocks... Mainly beef, chicken, and vegetables. One day, I hope …”
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“I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas. But it's what's on the inside that c…”
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“I can cut down a tree just by looking at it...”
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“When you're homeless, it turns out you can use a self-storage facility...”
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“I got caught smuggling twelve cases of Portuguese fortified wine into the country...”
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“What do police officers do when there's a fly annoying everyone at the station?”
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“I was such an unlikeable child that even my imaginary friend talked about me behind my bac…”
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“Why does the sun not need to go to college? It already has 27 million degrees.”
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“What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?”
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“Take a lesson from cows...”
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“I bought a grenade today from a pawn shop.”
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“Did you know that rabbis don't get paid for circumcision? But they do get to keep the tips…”
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“Ha - Mildly amusing”
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“A man died today due to his obsession with taking photos of himself next to a boiling kett…”
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“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.”
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“Helen Waite is in charge of my complaint department...”
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“My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.”
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“I dig, you dig, we dig, she digs, he digs, they dig.”
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“Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded?”
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“A man with a stutter died in prison...before he could finish his sentence.”
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“What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?”
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“Why did the French soccer team keep scoring own goals? Toulouse.”
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“Why don't cows make good accountants?”
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“My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation.”
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“Harry has decided to go into acting with his wife, Meghan Markle.”
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“Occasionally I wake up grumpy.”
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“My New Year's resolutions are:”
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“Yesterday I got hit over the head with a power tool. I was sitting quietly minding my own …”
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