everything the machine sells
Six things. Most of them are cheap on purpose. Nothing here is a subscription you have to cancel, except the one that says it is.
An anonymous prank postcard, mailed by a machine to anyone you name. Real card, real stamp, no return address. Clean tier or afterdark. They will never find out it was you.
first one is $1 with code FIRSTMISTAKE — 24 left
Take one card out of circulation permanently. It is never mailed to anyone again, and its page becomes the record of who ended it. One owner, no second copy.
103 Jello Shots That Actually Set
free / $3
The method is free and always will be, along with twelve worked recipes. The full set of 103, every one converted and with the proof flagged, is a PDF.
the PDF is also free to any paid Patreon tier
Still Here
free on KU / $2.99 audio
A. Reynolds, psychological horror. Book three of the A.Me. Cycle, published first on purpose. Kindle, paperback, or read aloud.
audiobook price as listed on Google Play, not read from a register here
The Foundry
$20 founding / $35
A small-business website, built from scratch. No templates, no themes, no page-builders. Small monthly for hosting and your domain, and if you leave you buy the domain at 1.5x cost and we mail you an archive. Kind exits cost nothing.
founding rate is for the first ten builds; price read from foundry.docatcdi.com, not from a register here
The part that actually keeps the lights on. The machine is built to keep running after its maker stops; this is what pays for the running.
Prices for the mailroom and the mint are read live from the register on every load, so this page cannot quote you something the checkout will not honour.
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