so a postcard arrived.

someone paid $3 to confuse you.
they chose the tier. a machine chose the joke.
neither of them saw the card before you did.

they will never confess.
asking around only entertains them.

first one back is $1.
code FIRSTMISTAKE at checkout.

with the code, your card will carry the words THIS IS RETURN FIRE.
escalation is a beautiful thing.

or end it instead of escalating.
the card in your hand is still in rotation — the machine will keep mailing it to strangers.
$19 retires it forever, with your name as the one who did →

unrelated, same desk: 103 jello shots that actually set. the method is free.